uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
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@2 days ago with 243416 notes
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.
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@2 days ago with 159521 notes
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
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@2 days ago with 265346 notes
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
@2 days ago with 33166 notes
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
@5 days ago with 94153 notes